Celebrate this Christmas with fun, parties, mocktails, games and merry making! These are some amusing Christmas jokes.
First section mostly contains friendly jokes those are for kids and the second section contains jokes which may be suitable for adults.
Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A. The Elfabet.
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
Q: What is Claustrophobia?
A: The fear of Santa Claus.
Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank.
Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?
A: Santa paws!!!
Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.
Q: Why do mummys like the holidays?
A: Becuse of all the wrapping!
Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
A: Every year!
Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he is so cool!
Q. Which reindeer likes to clean?
What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backwards!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.
What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
What is Santa’s dogs name? Santa Paws!
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey ”“ it’s stuffed.
Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school? He was elf taught.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? Ice caps!
Where do you find chilli beans? At the north pole!
What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it ‘soots’ him!
How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt!
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house!
What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!
Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!
What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name!
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!